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Bigfoot
Hunting Preserve
Nestled in the wooded
hills of Michigan's Upper Peninsula, Bigfoot Hunting Preserve boasts
a secluded 1200 acre high-fenced preserve which is a perfect setting for
Sasquatches to live, roam and grow. This idyllic hideaway makes for a
world-class Bigfoot hunting adventure.
Just imagine
harvesting a GENUINE 900 pound trophy Sasquatch!--that's an animal
ten feet tall with a 19-inch foot!
Stop wasting time
looking at shaky videos or blurry pictures of cryptid creatures and see
one up close and in person-and better yet, shoot him for the sure pleasure
of it. Please take the time to browse our site and learn about the REAL
Sasquatch and imagine how you can have the hunting experience
of a lifetime.
-Happy hunting
and enjoy your visit with us!
We'll
be opening our Yeti preserve in 2011 in Khumbu, Nepal.
ONE FINAL MESSAGE
FROM MANAGEMENT TO NON-GUESTS!
This past summer, a man cut through the fence of our preserve to flyfish
in our private creek. While he was enjoying his romantic experience with
Mother Nature, a 700 pound Sasquatch came upon him and mauled him out
of his wading boots. Luckily, a hunting team heard his screaming and whimpering
and were able to scare the Sasquatch away. The unidentified man was treated
by our staff for his injuries and released from the local hospital. He
was lucky, but for your own safety, do not enter our preserve without
being accompanied by our well-armed trained staff. Sasquatches can shower
you with boulders from above, bash your brains out with tree branches
or even tear your limbs off then eat you while you're screaming. Nature-loving,
leaf-chomping, fay little softies don't belong in the wilderness with
Sasquatch and he will feed you to his young because he is a carnivore
and you are on his dinner menu.
SORRY
We have had many requests for sight-seeing trips, photo-trips or camping.
We're sorry, we prefer NOT to offer any of these services. We are
a HUNTING preserve!
Hunting
Forecast
Contact
Us at: info@bigfootpreserve.com
©2008-2010
Bigfoot Hunting Preserve
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