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Hunting Preserve

Nestled in the wooded hills of Michigan's Upper Peninsula, Bigfoot Hunting Preserve boasts a secluded 1200 acre high-fenced preserve which is a perfect setting for Sasquatches to live, roam and grow. This idyllic hideaway makes for a world-class Bigfoot hunting adventure.

Just imagine harvesting a GENUINE 900 pound trophy Sasquatch!--that's an animal ten feet tall with a 19-inch foot!

Stop wasting time looking at shaky videos or blurry pictures of cryptid creatures and see one up close and in person-and better yet, shoot him for the sure pleasure of it. Please take the time to browse our site and learn about the REAL Sasquatch and imagine how you can have the hunting experience of a lifetime.

-Happy hunting and enjoy your visit with us!

We'll be opening our Yeti preserve in 2011 in Khumbu, Nepal.

ONE FINAL MESSAGE FROM MANAGEMENT TO NON-GUESTS!
This past summer, a man cut through the fence of our preserve to flyfish in our private creek. While he was enjoying his romantic experience with Mother Nature, a 700 pound Sasquatch came upon him and mauled him out of his wading boots. Luckily, a hunting team heard his screaming and whimpering and were able to scare the Sasquatch away. The unidentified man was treated by our staff for his injuries and released from the local hospital. He was lucky, but for your own safety, do not enter our preserve without being accompanied by our well-armed trained staff. Sasquatches can shower you with boulders from above, bash your brains out with tree branches or even tear your limbs off then eat you while you're screaming. Nature-loving, leaf-chomping, fay little softies don't belong in the wilderness with Sasquatch and he will feed you to his young because he is a carnivore and you are on his dinner menu.

SORRY
We have had many requests for sight-seeing trips, photo-trips or camping. We're sorry, we prefer NOT to offer any of these services. We are a HUNTING preserve!

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	*Nighttime Hunts* When the dark of night is upon us, creatures in the woods begin to stir. Using night vision technology and laser targeting, your 9-foot trophy awaits... and eludes you, because now you’re the terror of the night. More on night hunting...		*Hunt with Trained Hounds* Blue-tick hounds will run a big Sasquatch until he's out of strength giving you the opportunity to take an easy shot. More...
	Member of: Get it while it lasts! We recommend Jerky.com for the best Sasquatch jerky. It's made from the finest wild and farm-raised Sasquatch meat. It doesn't get better than this! If you enjoy your visit, please support BREW, we do. Tell them BFHP sent you. *Get ready for Valentine's Day with our romantic archery hunt.* Spend the evening before your hunt in our romantic couples suite while you sip champagne on a Sasquatch rug in front of your own fireplace. Then, walk out your own private balcony of a cozy little villa overlooking the valley of Sasquatches where you listen to their calls throughout the night. The next morning standing in a his and her tree stand, you take turns calling in a Sasquatch while the other sends a broad head arrow through his heart and lungs. Nothing could be more romantic!		New activity for the whole family. From our state-of-the-art helium filled spacecraft you quietly sneak up on a Sasquatch from above. UPDATE: Due to logistic problems, our saucer hunt guide will not be available due to legal problems. After 90 days for quiet reflection and another 120 making our roadsides more beautiful, he'll be back to fly the craft. We care! We only shoot non-lead ammunition made from a special blend of bismuth, tin, and zinc alloys. For trophy hunters just wanting a head for their wall and maybe a few prime cuts of meat, we put all the rest of the Sasquatch to good use. The fur is preserved and sold to New York fashion designers to make fine clothing. Claws, teeth and bones are used by local Indian tribes to make jewelry and fine keepsakes. Lesser cuts of meat are ground into a delicious spicy summer sausage and donated to local schools to offset the cost of their lunch program. We don't use nonrenewable energy; instead, we render fat from fallen Sasquatches to make bio-diesel fuel for all our trucks at the preserve. We harvest the earth's bounty while protecting it from mankind, thus preserving its environmental equilibrium. National News: Health Care Reform Bill to Include "All Bipeds." Sasquatch lovers were happy to hear about the language of a new legislative bill soon to be enacted by Congress. Liberal Democrats, trying to be all-inclusive, describes "all-bipeds" to be recipients of health care within the United States, so says the 1017 page bill. Paul Germitski, a legal analyst, activist and lobbyist for Sasquatch rights says this is a great day for Bigfoot. We just say, "the healthy ones taste better!"

Local News:
Forensic Evidence Confirms Remains Found in Local Bigfoot Legend.
A Sheriffs forensic team has confirmed the worst. DNA belonging to local adventurer known as the "Sasquatch Man," Cletus Rambler was found to be in the intestinal tract and nearby scat of the legendary and mysterious Sasquatch, called "Bushman." The Sasquatch is known for his gigantic 10-foot frame and elusiveness for living in the thicket area of the forest. On July 10th, 2009, friends went to visit Rambler's camp (and home) for a weekly drinking party but came upon a grisly scene. Pots, clothes, Rambler's favorite still and unrecognizable human remains were strewn throughout the camp. Researchers took samples from Rambler's outhouse and compared it to remains found on the scene. DNA tests confirmed Rambler was the victim and toxicology showed he had a blood alcohol content of .26 so probably didn't feel much when he was torn apart. However, his killer wasn't identified. "All we knew was that he died drunk, but we didn't know the killer, but we knew it was at the clutches of a predator, such as bear(s) or a Sasquatch," said officer Craig Williams. Just two days after the discovery of Rambler, Bushman was also found dead, lying face down in an open field about one mile from the attack scene. An examination showed that Bushman didn't die by any weapons or predation, but from "inconclusive circumstances" possibly by ingesting something toxic. Necropsy confirmed toxicity in Bushman came from Rambler, as high levels of ethanol and Rambler's genetic inbreeding was found in the beast's bloodstream and digestive tract. Rambler, a homeless man lived in the woods and devoted his life to getting drunk and filming his own interactions with Sasquatches in their natural environment. "He'd get real drunk and throw rocks at them while they were taking a crap, he was an idiot," said, Bill Johnson, neighbor of Rambler. It is believed Rambler funded his film operation by making distilled grain alcohol and selling it to locals. Many are sad about the death of Bushman and envious of Rambler for being the last to see him and meeting his demise from such a great beast. Gas station attendant and friend, Jimbo West summed it up by saying "I'd be mighty honored to end up in Bushman's scat."