Bigfoot
Hunting Preserve
Nestled in the wooded hills of Michigan's Upper Peninsula we have found Bigfoot. He, and families of Bigfoots or Sasquatches as they are often called, live in the Bigfoot Hunting Preserve (BFHP), a beautiful, secluded area protected by a high-fenced perimeter where Sasquatches live, roam and grow.
This is an idyllic hideaway for world-class Bigfoot hunting adventures. We're the nation's only Bigfoot outfitters and guides. We also have everything you need in our outfitting store for your Bigfoot hunting needs.
Just imagine harvesting a GENUINE 900 pound trophy Sasquatch!--that's an animal ten feet tall with a 19-inch foot!
Stop wasting time looking at hoaxes of shaky videos or blurry pictures and experience a real Bigfoot sighting up close and in person-while looking down the barrel of your rifle. This isn't a man in a Bigfoot suit or costume, it's not cryptozoology, it's the real thing!
Feel free to look around and learn about the REAL Sasquatch and imagine how you can have the hunting experience of a lifetime.
-Happy hunting and enjoy your visit with us!
We'll be opening our Yeti preserve in 2012 in Khumbu, Nepal.
ONE FINAL MESSAGE
FROM MANAGEMENT TO NON-GUESTS!
Last summer, a local resident cut through the fence of our preserve to flyfish
in our private creek. While he was enjoying his romantic experience with
nature, a 700 pound Sasquatch came upon him and mauled him out
of his wading boots. Luckily, a bigfoot hunting team heard his screams and whimpering
and were able to scare the Sasquatch away. The unidentified man was treated
for his injuries and released from the local hospital. He
was lucky, but for your own safety, do not enter our preserve without
being accompanied by our well-trained and well-armed staff. Sasquatches can shower
you with boulders from above, bash your brains out with tree branches
or even tear your limbs off, and then eat you while you're screaming. Nature-loving,
leaf-chomping, fay little softies don't belong in the wilderness with
Sasquatch and he will feed you to his young because he is a carnivore
and you are on his dinner menu.
SORRY
We have had many requests for camping, sight-seeing and photo-trips.
We DO NOT offer any of these services. We are
a HUNTING preserve!
Hunting
Forecast
Contact
Us at: info@bigfootpreserve.com
©2008-2011 Bigfoot Hunting Preserve
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care! For trophy hunters just wanting a head for their wall and maybe a few prime cuts of meat, we put all the rest of the Sasquatch to good use. The fur is preserved and sold to New York fashion designers to make fine clothing. Claws, teeth and bones are used by local Indian tribes to make jewelry and fine keepsakes. Lesser cuts of meat are ground into a delicious spicy summer sausage and donated to local schools to offset the cost of their lunch program. We don't use nonrenewable energy; instead, we render fat from fallen Sasquatches to make bio-diesel fuel for all our trucks at the preserve. We harvest the earth's bounty while protecting it from mankind, thus preserving its environmental equilibrium.
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New
activity for the whole family.
From our state-of-the-art helium filled spacecraft
you quietly sneak up on a Sasquatch from above.
Get
it while it lasts!
We recommend Jerky.com for the best Sasquatch jerky. It's not beef jerky, it's made from the finest wild and farm-raised Sasquatch meat. It doesn't get better than this!